Insomnia

Ever have one of those nights where you can't sleep but can't get up to go brush your teeth because you're too tired? That night is tonight Ladies and Gentlemen, I cannot sleep but am simply far too exhausted to be able to pull myself out of this chair, down the hall 10 feet and brush my teeth. So here I sit, knowing in 7 hours I will be awake again. I think this is my first true bout with insomnia, on the bright side I now know why zombies make noises such as blugh, ugggghhhh, snnarfflefeliffluffgh, and uuuuhhhhhhrrrr